Archive for August, 2006

#11 The Amazing Teflon Brain

Things to do today:

Post Podcast
Breathe
Eat
Sleep

As I get older, my memory seems to be going.  It’s gotten so bad that I write lists of things so I don’t forget them…including the obvious like eating and sleeping.
Why does this happen?
It’s because I possess the Amazing Teflon Brain!

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#10 The Mighty Crackberry

 
Hi!  I’m Kevin and I’m addicted to my Blackberry.
In this week’s episode hear the horrifying tale of how I dropped by mobile phone/e-mail device in a sink and was temporarily out of touch with the modern world!
Extra! If you’re interested in finding other humor essays, may I suggest you search on Humorous Essay using the [...]

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#9 All Occasion Sentiments

 
The greetings card industry has a lot to answer for when it comes to providing sentiments for all occasions.
 
I offer a few helpful suggestions for cards about plastic surgery, incarceration, divorce, and dead-end jobs.
 
In a life-imitates-art twist, shortly after I wrote the script for this episode I heard about Life’s Lemons . . . a [...]

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#8 Husbandly Duties

 
When I said, “I do” I had no idea what I was doing. Becoming a husband carried with it a whole bunch of new responsibilities including Slayer of All Things that Scuttle or Crawl.

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