#29 License to … Stroll?
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My son was involved in an accident last week. Yes, he was driving. No, he doesn’t have a license. Yes, he was on a cell phone at the time. No, he’s not in trouble. The other driver was on a cell phone, too. The only damage was a couple of broken eggs. They were both driving shopping carts at the time.
When people get behind the handle of a shopping cart, they forget anything they know about the rules of the road. The aisles of your local MegaFood store resemble rush hour on the LA freeway system during a major earthquake.
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