Archive for April, 2007

#46 An Immodest (Software) Proposal

 
Earlier this year Microsoft Corporation ™ released Windows Vista (registered trademark). The Computer Users Community greeted it with an enthusiastic yawn despite the fact that retailers pushed Vista as if it was an invention on a par with the wheel, the electric light, and that bathroom cleaner with scrubbing bubbles.
By contrast, when Apple announced the [...]

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#45 Relationship Repair the Emeril Way

 
Guys, face it, we’re notorious for missing the subtle cues that a woman is angry; the slight flush in her cheeks, a widening of her eyes, and the unnecessarily vigorous chopping of vegetables like carrots and celery (especially when she’s not actually cooking). These are the feminine equivalents of a snake’s rattle or an IRS [...]

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#44 Return to Romance

 
When people say that the romance has gone out of their marriage, they generally mean they’ve had children. Parenthood is a major toll booth on the expressway of romance.
Before children married life was one long date with art-house films, concerts and exotic restaurants. After delivery it turned into Disney movies, recitals and restaurants with play [...]

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#43 Cell Phone Zombies

 
I just finished reading Stephen King’s horror novel Cell. It’s a frightening tale of the near future in which a mysterious pulse turns cell phone users into mindless zombies. At the terrifying climax the zombies herd the heroes into an abandoned building and then …
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