#106 Get A Clue

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At this very moment a hidden crisis is raging out of control across the United States. It is a shortage of gigantic proportions; an epidemic that touches millions of lives. The problem? A complete, and devastating lack of clues.

In cities ranging from Albany to Barstow and all of the letters in-between, men, women, and children are getting up without a clue; going about their daily lives without a clue; and finally falling into bed at night without a clue. In short, they are all clueless.

Here at the CummingsCo Research Laboratories, we are committed to the fight against cluelessness. Teams of dedicated scientists and engineers have pledged their efforts to develop cutting-edge technology to stem the tide of cluelessness; technology which will improve the lives of Mr. and Mrs. America; technology which we will sell direct to you at reasonable prices……

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NOTES: 

• Thanks to Nash and Shahar for publishing one of my stories in Engage magazine. You can find out more at:
  http://www.engagemag.net
  http://www.buzzbooster.com
• Jeffrey Hite’s interesting new blog/podcast Great Hites is at:
  http://greathites.blogspot.com
• And the Instructional Technology Blog I mentioned is at:
  http://moagueros.edublogs.org

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