#144 — My So-Called Adult Life



Despite the fact that I am a fully-qualified High School graduate with more than two decades of actual post-high school life experience, the vast, shadowy educational conspiracy has never asked me to speak at a graduation. They’re afraid of what I might say and they were right to fear. Given a microphone and a room full of eager young adults dressed like supreme court justices in funny hats, I’d feel honor-bound tell them the truth.

You know how in High School “they” always tell you that they’re preparing you for life. The truth is … they’re absolutely right. If high school was a TV series, then adult life would be the big-screen adaption of the same material. The stakes are higher, the explosions are louder, and the guys are paunchier and balder. Disappointingly, not much else changes.

Really.

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