#162 — Bridegroom Boot Camp

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Listen up, maggots. You’re here because you’re going to get married soon and it’s my job to see that you do it right. There are plenty of things out there that can endanger a marriage; apathy, infidelity, the inability of the male to share the remote control. I only have a few weeks to teach you how to keep your marriage alive.

During this intensive course I will challenge your assumptions and teach you new skills. If you do not wash out, you will become husband material.

You will obtain and maintain gainful employment. You will listen to your wives.

Are you listening to me larvae?

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Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at

http://myfavoriteshortcomings.wordpress.com/2009/07/18/bridegroom-boot-camp/

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Notes:

• Thanks to all of the Twitter-friends who helped out with this episode including @Comedy4Cast, @hjkuzcotopia and @TheMoneyGeek.
• It was nice to meet @burgessbooksinc on Twitter.  You might want to follow William’s tweets to learn about the great (and rare) books he’s selling
• Thanks to Bryan and Doug over on Facebook for their encouraging words.
• Finally, thanks to Mignon Fogarty (@GrammarGirl) for using my son’s question in a recent e-mail newsletter.