#005 — Aliens Among Us
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Last week my son received a recruiting letter from Harvard. This took me by surprise. I had no idea that Ivy League schools were enrolling alien lifeforms now.
He seemed normal enough when we brought him home from the hospital seventeen years ago; cuddly and pink and only occasionally smelly. Sometime between then and now he’s been possessed by aliens. Or maybe they took away my real child and replaced him with one of their own.
Kind of makes you wonder what kids must be like on their planet. I mean, who’d travel thousands of light years just to get rid of a teenager? (Answer: Anyone who has ever had a teenager.)
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