Archive for the ‘Humorous Essay’ Category

#003 — Hiking Tips

Sponsor: Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free. It’s summer and for a lot of you that means exploring the great outdoors on foot.  You’ve probably already planned the routes you want to hike and the wondrous destinations you want to see.  Right this moment you’re probably heading out the door [...]

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#002 — Reformed Eater

Sponsor: Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free. I see fat people.  They’re everywhere.  They don’t even know they’re fat.  And the worst part is…I used to be one of them. A year ago I was surprised to discover I was fat. Middle-age spread had widened me so much I had [...]

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#001 — The Rites of Spring

Sponsor: Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free. Ah the glorious colors of spring; the green grass, the red and yellow flowers, the blue streak as I swear at my dysfunctional lawn mower. After hibernating in an aluminum shed all winter, my mower is reluctant to awake and resume its normal [...]

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#200 — Budget Conscious

My money and I have a troubled relationship. It’s always trying to run away from me. It’s not that I’m not nice to my money; I’m always taking it out to shows or shopping or for a nice dinner, but at the end of the evening it’s just gone. If I thought I could entice [...]

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