Short Cummings Audio presents Happily Domesticated » birth http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com Life -- In Funny, Six-Minute Slices Sat, 04 Sep 2010 07:15:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Every episode features a new funny story. Think Erma Bombeck with a PC, Dave Barry with recording software or Garrison Keillor with a microphone... Oh, wait. Strike that last one. If you enjoy clean humor and a slightly skewed perspective on family life (I have two teenage sons...of course my life is skewed-up) please give this show a listen. Kevin Cummings clean Kevin Cummings KevinLeeC@yahoo.com KevinLeeC@yahoo.com (Kevin Cummings) 2006-2010 Life -- In Funny, Six-Minute Slices humor, humor essay, funny, funny story, shortcomings Short Cummings Audio presents Happily Domesticated » birth http://assets.farpointmedia.net/shortc/images/shortc.albumart.144.jpg http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com #196 — Special Deliveries http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2010/03/196-special-deliveries/ http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2010/03/196-special-deliveries/#comments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:15:13 +0000 Kevin http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/?p=1303 A colleague returned to work after her twelve-week maternity leave full of stories about childbirth and infant care. To hear her talk, she and her husband are the first human beings in the entire history of the world to have had a child. This is completely ridiculous since my wife and I were the first people ever to have a child.

Well…not really.

At the time it sure felt like it even though we knew other people had given birth before. We’d seen the training films in the mandatory child birth class. It was an eye-opening experience that left my wife trying to convince me to carry the baby to term. Her argument was that she’d carried the baby for five months, all she was asking me to do was carry it for four. Couldn’t I see how fair that was? (Full Text)

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]]> http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2010/03/196-special-deliveries/feed/ 0 birth, baby, parenting Life -- In Funny, Six-Minute Slices A colleague returned to work after her twelve-week maternity leave full of stories about childbirth and infant care. To hear her talk, she and her husband are the first human beings in the entire history of the world to have had a child. This is completely ridiculous since my wife and I were the first people ever to have a child. Well...not really. At the time it sure felt like it even though we knew other people had given birth before. We’d seen the training films in the mandatory child birth class. It was an eye-opening experience that left my wife trying to convince me to carry the baby to term. Her argument was that she’d carried the baby for five months, all she was asking me to do was carry it for four. Couldn’t I see how fair that was? (Full Text (http://wp.me/pjV28-aZ)) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at (http://wp.me/pjV28-aL)http://wp.me/pjV28-aZ (http://wp.me/pjV28-aZ) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Kevin Cummings clean 7:03