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	<itunes:summary>Every episode features a new funny story.  Think Erma Bombeck with a PC, Dave Barry with recording software or Garrison Keillor with a microphone...  Oh, wait.  Strike that last one.

If you enjoy clean humor and a slightly skewed perspective on family life (I have two teenage sons...of course my life is skewed-up) please give this show a listen.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>#170 &#8212; I&#8217;m No Expert</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Experts are the bodybuilders of the intellectual world; except its harder to spot them in a crowded room. Body-builders stand out because they are tanned and fit in the exact same way that Mount Everest is not small. Their distressingly unnatural proportions make it tough for them to fit into regular clothes. This is why [...]]]></description>
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Experts are the bodybuilders of the intellectual world; except its harder to spot them in a crowded room.</p>
<p>Body-builders stand out because they are tanned and fit in the exact same way that Mount Everest is not small. Their distressingly unnatural proportions make it tough for them to fit into regular clothes. This is why bodybuilding competitions always involve swimsuits. It also makes it easy to avoid them at parties.</p>
<p>Experts, on the other hand, tend to look just like ordinary people. They can pin you down under a high-intensity barrage of information so fast you won’t know what hit you.</p>
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<p>Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at</p>
<p><a href="http://wp.me/pjV28-9a" target="_blank">http://wp.me/pjV28-9a</a></p>
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
<p>This episode grew out an an e-mail correspondence with Norm Beer.  You can find out more about Norm on his website at: <a href="http://www.nkbeer.com" target="_blank">http://www.nkbeer.com</a>.  I want to thank Norm for graciously allowing me to use his real name in the episode.</p>
<p>Also want to thank <a href="http://www.twitter.com/krud" target="_blank">@Krud</a> for reinforcing the central idea of this episode.  Thanks!</p>
<p>Finally, thanks to <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DigitalRob" target="_blank">@DigitalRob</a> for his kind words.  You can learn more about Rob on his blog at <a href="http://mr-williams.net/life/" target="_blank">http://mr-williams.net/life/</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle> - Experts are the bodybuilders of the intellectual world; except its harder to spot them in a crowded room. - Body-builders stand out because they are tanned and fit in the exact same way that Mount Everest is not small.</itunes:subtitle>
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Experts are the bodybuilders of the intellectual world; except its harder to spot them in a crowded room.

Body-builders stand out because they are tanned and fit in the exact same way that Mount Everest is not small. Their distressingly unnatural proportions make it tough for them to fit into regular clothes. This is why bodybuilding competitions always involve swimsuits. It also makes it easy to avoid them at parties.

Experts, on the other hand, tend to look just like ordinary people. They can pin you down under a high-intensity barrage of information so fast you won’t know what hit you.

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Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at

http://wp.me/pjV28-9a (http://wp.me/pjV28-9a)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Notes:

This episode grew out an an e-mail correspondence with Norm Beer.  You can find out more about Norm on his website at: http://www.nkbeer.com (http://www.nkbeer.com).  I want to thank Norm for graciously allowing me to use his real name in the episode.

Also want to thank @Krud (http://www.twitter.com/krud) for reinforcing the central idea of this episode.  Thanks!

Finally, thanks to @DigitalRob (http://www.twitter.com/DigitalRob) for his kind words.  You can learn more about Rob on his blog at http://mr-williams.net/life/ (http://mr-williams.net/life/)</itunes:summary>
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