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The United States is a nation of inventors. Leave us alone with some tools for ten minutes and we’ll start inventing right then and there. We’ll invent so hard that we might sprain something in the process. But that’s a risk we’ll have to take because we’re deeply, deeply committed to inventing a better mousetrap. We’re happiest when we can take the simple, elegant solution to a problem and replace it with a complicated, over-engineered solution to the same problem. If we can create new problems in the process, we’re absolutely ecstatic. New problems mean more new solutions and that means more business.

This is the theory that underlies some of our greatest inventions like the Flowbee, the ShamWow, and the sub-prime mortgage. Who would ever think that off-beat products like these could sell? Americans, that’s who. We think they’ll sell because of our single greatest invention; marketing.

Really.

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