After an extensive examination, the doctor concluded that my wife wasn’t right in the head.

Aside: my wife is glaring at me with a look that could blister the paint on a battleship. In the interest of avoiding incineration, let me provide a some context.

The doctor in question is my wife’s oh-toe-lair-in …. auto-lauren … octo-linen … ear, nose and throat guy. He decided that she was having trouble with her sinuses, but he said he had a fix for that.

I looked up sinuses on-line to see what he might be talking about. Guess what? Sinuses are just holes in your skull. Sort of like damp, gooey caves hidden behind the bones of your face. So, in essence, the doctor was saying that my wife had holes in her head and that was the problem. (Full Text)

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Notes:

• You can find the survey I mentioned at http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• The shiny new Far Point Media site is at http://www.farpointmedia.com
• You can learn more about the book (and link through to its page on Amazon.com) at: http://www.HappilyDomesticated.com/BookPage

During the recent influenza outbreak, news broadcasters switched into hilarious panic mode. Night after night they talked excitedly in the manner of newscasters in classic Japanese monster movies.

“Swine flu has been sighted outside your town and is headed your way! It will destroy you and your family! You must evacuate at once!”

From the sound of it, we should have been running in panic down the streets while a sixty-foot virus stomped our homes into rubble. The only thing missing was a scientist in a white lab coat and black plastic glasses telling us his secret invention was the key to defeating Swine Flu, but that he couldn’t use it because it was too powerful for mankind to possess.

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Notes:

• A quick shout-out to all of the nice folks I’ve been chatting with on Twitter including @spelleanor, @zac_in_ak, @themoneygeek, @mainframe, @mmangen, @CoolB, @NewForestAlex, @BecaVan, @jTimothyKing, @verseandy and @hjkuzcotopia.
• Thanks to Kim and And for playing my promo on the Joss Wheadon fan podcast Upsidedown and Halfway to Happyland
• Thanks also to CleanCasts.com — a great directory — for featuring this program and @Betanie for the re-Tweet of their announcement.
• Finally, thanks to Shane and Stephen and cousin Tim for hanging in there with me during a recent writing session.  It was fun to have you along.