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	<title>Short Cummings Audio presents Happily Domesticated &#187; research</title>
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	<itunes:summary>Every episode features a new funny story.  Think Erma Bombeck with a PC, Dave Barry with recording software or Garrison Keillor with a microphone...  Oh, wait.  Strike that last one.

If you enjoy clean humor and a slightly skewed perspective on family life (I have two teenage sons...of course my life is skewed-up) please give this show a listen.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>#189 &#8212; What&#8217;s Bugging You?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In late 2009 Consumer Reports evidently ran out of new products to test. What other explanation could account for their decision to conduct a phone survey to find out what annoys people the most? The answer to that question is obvious. Phone surveys&#8230;.except that wasn’t one of the things they asked about. The researchers called [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In late 2009 Consumer Reports evidently ran out of new products to test. What other explanation could account for their decision to conduct a phone survey to find out what annoys people the most?</p>
<p>The answer to that question is obvious.</p>
<p>Phone surveys&#8230;.except that wasn’t one of the things they asked about.</p>
<p>The researchers called people and asked them to rate their level of irritation at common annoyances. The scale ran from 1 (“it’s all good”) to 10 (“you die now!”) I can only imagine how the calls must have gone.</p>
<p>“Hello.  This is Consumer Reports and we’d like to ask you about the things that annoy you.”</p>
<p><em>* CLICK *</em></p>
<p>(<a href="http://wp.me/pjV28-ar" target="_blank">Full Text</a>)<em><br />
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>My thanks to Stephen Jarvis for his affirming comments on <em>Memory Laps</em> and <em>Confidence Man</em>.</li>
<li>Thanks, too, to Andy for his help in correcting a typo.  You&#8217;ll find more about Andy at:<br />
<a href="http://www.beinghumancast.com" target="_self">http://www.beinghumancast.com</a></li>
<li>A quick shout-out to a couple of other web media producers Ian Peaston (<a href="http://www.elucian.com/" target="_blank">http://www.elucian.com/</a>) and Chas Hathaway (<a href="http://chas.willowrise.com/" target="_blank">http://chas.willowrise.com/</a>)  Unlike me, both of these talented gents produce music as well as written material.  I&#8217;m very, very jealous.</li>
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		<itunes:summary>In late 2009 Consumer Reports evidently ran out of new products to test. What other explanation could account for their decision to conduct a phone survey to find out what annoys people the most?

The answer to that question is obvious.

Phone surveys....except that wasn’t one of the things they asked about.

The researchers called people and asked them to rate their level of irritation at common annoyances. The scale ran from 1 (“it’s all good”) to 10 (“you die now!”) I can only imagine how the calls must have gone.

“Hello.  This is Consumer Reports and we’d like to ask you about the things that annoy you.”

* CLICK *

(Full Text (http://wp.me/pjV28-ar))


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Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at http://wp.me/pjV28-ar (http://wp.me/pjV28-ar)

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Notes:

	* My thanks to Stephen Jarvis for his affirming comments on Memory Laps and Confidence Man.
	* Thanks, too, to Andy for his help in correcting a typo.  You&#039;ll find more about Andy at:
http://www.beinghumancast.com (http://www.beinghumancast.com)
	* A quick shout-out to a couple of other web media producers Ian Peaston (http://www.elucian.com/ (http://www.elucian.com/)) and Chas Hathaway (http://chas.willowrise.com/ (http://chas.willowrise.com/))  Unlike me, both of these talented gents produce music as well as written material.  I&#039;m very, very jealous.
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