After an extensive examination, the doctor concluded that my wife wasn’t right in the head.

Aside: my wife is glaring at me with a look that could blister the paint on a battleship. In the interest of avoiding incineration, let me provide a some context.

The doctor in question is my wife’s oh-toe-lair-in …. auto-lauren … octo-linen … ear, nose and throat guy. He decided that she was having trouble with her sinuses, but he said he had a fix for that.

I looked up sinuses on-line to see what he might be talking about. Guess what? Sinuses are just holes in your skull. Sort of like damp, gooey caves hidden behind the bones of your face. So, in essence, the doctor was saying that my wife had holes in her head and that was the problem. (Full Text)

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Notes:

• You can find the survey I mentioned at http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• The shiny new Far Point Media site is at http://www.farpointmedia.com
• You can learn more about the book (and link through to its page on Amazon.com) at: http://www.HappilyDomesticated.com/BookPage