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	<title>Short Cummings Audio presents Happily Domesticated &#187; time</title>
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	<itunes:summary>Every episode features a new funny story.  Think Erma Bombeck with a PC, Dave Barry with recording software or Garrison Keillor with a microphone...  Oh, wait.  Strike that last one.

If you enjoy clean humor and a slightly skewed perspective on family life (I have two teenage sons...of course my life is skewed-up) please give this show a listen.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>#190 &#8212; Accounting For My Time</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If they made a movie about my professional life, it would be called Kevin Cummings and the &#8216;To-Do&#8217; List of Doom. Each workday I start with a nice clean sheet of note paper which I sully with an ugly list of tasks I have to accomplish. This would be tolerable if I could just finish [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If they made a movie about my professional life, it would be called <em>Kevin Cummings and the &#8216;To-Do&#8217; List of Doom</em>.</p>
<p>Each workday I start with a nice clean sheet of note paper which I sully with an ugly list of tasks I have to accomplish. This would be tolerable if I could just finish each item and cross it off. Except it doesn&#8217;t work that way; every task I accomplish gives rise to two more. And those give rise to two more. And so on until the list is long enough to publish in a handsome, leather-bound multi-volume set.</p>
<p>On second thought, maybe my life-movie would be <em>Hercules vs. the Hydra</em>.  Or perhaps just <em>Sisyphus</em>.</p>
<p>If things don&#8217;t improve, my legacy to my children will be a lifetime of indentured servitude while they finish the tasks I never had time to get to. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t try. I&#8217;ve purchased dozens of books on time management and fully intend to read them … as soon as I can find the time. (<a href="http://wp.me/pjV28-av" target="_self">Full Text</a>)</p>
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<p><strong>Notes:</strong></p>
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<li>Thanks to Robert for his kind words on <em>It&#8217;s A Date</em> and a link off to his blog which is chock full o&#8217; interesting Haiku.  <a href="http://roberttgasperson.com/articleblog/" target="_self">http://roberttgasperson.com/articleblog/</a></li>
<li>Thanks to Shane (<a href="http://bdgjm.blogspot.com/" target="_self">http://bdgjm.blogspot.com/</a>) and Stephen for their constant support and kind words&#8230;I&#8217;ll have to see if my wife wants to add any commentary on the essay about dating.</li>
<li>Finally, thanks to Twitter friend Giznew (<a href="http://www.twitter.com/giznew" target="_self">http://www.twitter.com/giznew</a>), Doug Franklin, Robert Schuster and my Mom (all on Facebook)  for sharing a laugh with me over the inflated price of my book on Amazon.com.</li>
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		<itunes:summary>If they made a movie about my professional life, it would be called Kevin Cummings and the &#039;To-Do&#039; List of Doom.

Each workday I start with a nice clean sheet of note paper which I sully with an ugly list of tasks I have to accomplish. This would be tolerable if I could just finish each item and cross it off. Except it doesn&#039;t work that way; every task I accomplish gives rise to two more. And those give rise to two more. And so on until the list is long enough to publish in a handsome, leather-bound multi-volume set.

On second thought, maybe my life-movie would be Hercules vs. the Hydra.  Or perhaps just Sisyphus.

If things don&#039;t improve, my legacy to my children will be a lifetime of indentured servitude while they finish the tasks I never had time to get to. It&#039;s not that I don&#039;t try. I&#039;ve purchased dozens of books on time management and fully intend to read them … as soon as I can find the time. (Full Text (http://wp.me/pjV28-av))

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Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at  (http://wp.me/pjV28-ar)http://wp.me/pjV28-av (http://wp.me/pjV28-av)

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Notes:

	* Thanks to Robert for his kind words on It&#039;s A Date and a link off to his blog which is chock full o&#039; interesting Haiku.  http://roberttgasperson.com/articleblog/ (http://roberttgasperson.com/articleblog/)
	* Thanks to Shane (http://bdgjm.blogspot.com/ (http://bdgjm.blogspot.com/)) and Stephen for their constant support and kind words...I&#039;ll have to see if my wife wants to add any commentary on the essay about dating.
	* Finally, thanks to Twitter friend Giznew (http://www.twitter.com/giznew (http://www.twitter.com/giznew)), Doug Franklin, Robert Schuster and my Mom (all on Facebook)  for sharing a laugh with me over the inflated price of my book on Amazon.com.
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