Short Cummings Audio presents Happily Domesticated » tools http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com Life -- In Funny, Six-Minute Slices Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:15:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Every episode features a new funny story. Think Erma Bombeck with a PC, Dave Barry with recording software or Garrison Keillor with a microphone... Oh, wait. Strike that last one. If you enjoy clean humor and a slightly skewed perspective on family life (I have two teenage sons...of course my life is skewed-up) please give this show a listen. Kevin Cummings clean Kevin Cummings KevinLeeC@yahoo.com KevinLeeC@yahoo.com (Kevin Cummings) 2006-2010 Life -- In Funny, Six-Minute Slices humor, humor essay, funny, funny story, shortcomings Short Cummings Audio presents Happily Domesticated » tools http://assets.farpointmedia.net/shortc/images/shortc.albumart.144.jpg http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com #191 — The Tools Make the Man http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2010/02/191-the-tools-make-the-man/ http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2010/02/191-the-tools-make-the-man/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 07:15:26 +0000 Kevin http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/?p=1284 In late 2009 the scientific community went gaga over the discovery of a tool-using octopus. Well, actually there was more than one tool-using octopus, but since no one in the scientific community could remember whether the plural of octopus is octopi, octopusses or octo-pods, they decided to just report on one of them.

The slimy critter in question was videotaped gathering up coconut halves from the ocean floor near Australia, cleaning them out, and then using them as a rudimentary form of shelter. I’m no scientist, but watching the video raised several very important questions in my mind. Why were there coconut halves on the ocean floor? Where did the octopus live before he built himself an environmentally-friendly new home? And what kind of interest rate did the octopus get for its new coconut shell house? (Full version)

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]]> http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2010/02/191-the-tools-make-the-man/feed/ 0 comedy, funny, humor, guys, tools, scientists Life -- In Funny, Six-Minute, Slices In late 2009 the scientific community went gaga over the discovery of a tool-using octopus. Well, actually there was more than one tool-using octopus, but since no one in the scientific community could remember whether the plural of octopus is octopi, octopusses or octo-pods, they decided to just report on one of them. The slimy critter in question was videotaped gathering up coconut halves from the ocean floor near Australia, cleaning them out, and then using them as a rudimentary form of shelter. I’m no scientist, but watching the video raised several very important questions in my mind. Why were there coconut halves on the ocean floor? Where did the octopus live before he built himself an environmentally-friendly new home? And what kind of interest rate did the octopus get for its new coconut shell house? (Full version (http://wp.me/pjV28-az)) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at http://wp.me/pjV28-az (http://wp.me/pjV28-az) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Notes: * Thanks to Elise for her kind comments on episode #165.  You can find her on the web at: http://betanisbureau.com/ (http://betanisbureau.com/) * Likewise, thanks to Tim King for pointing folks my way on Twitter.  You can find him on the web at: http://www.JTimothyKing.com (http://www.JTimothyKing.com) * Finally, it's really nice to have Ron back "on the air" at http://www.griddlecakes.com (http://griddlecakes.com/) Kevin Cummings clean 7:16