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I live in northern Utah which meteorologists describe as having an arid to semi-arid climate. Unlike some parts of the county where the weather never changes — I’m looking at you Southern California — we have definite seasons. If you start keeping track in July, the seasons are hot, hotter, hottest, too hot, when will the heat end, school registration season, why won’t the heat end, windy season, rainy season, Indian summer, why is it hot again, smog, the new Fall TV season, High School football season, Jazz Basketball Season, the one perfect Fall day, hunting season, municipal election season, cold season, flu and cold season, colder, coldest, why can’t it be hot again, smog, first snowfall isn’t it beautiful, snowing? again?, Christmas shopping season, bad roads and fender-bender season, Christmas day with a thirty-percent chance of snow, Hollywood awards season, smog, almost spring, melty, snow pack runoff, street flooding, road construction planning, the one perfect spring day, rain, rainier, rainiest, smog, lawn mower repair season, the annual blooming of the orange barrels, constructions guys with shovels but no visible work to do, graduation season, wedding season, smog, early summer, and finally back to hot. (Full Text)

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]]> http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2009/11/181-falling-into-winter/feed/ 0 home,seasons,weather,yard Sponsored by: www.GotoMyPC.com/podcast - I live in northern Utah which meteorologists describe as having an arid to semi-arid climate. Unlike some parts of the county where the weather never changes -- I’m looking at you Southern California -- we have ... Sponsored by: www.GotoMyPC.com/podcast (http://www.gotomypc.com/podcast) I live in northern Utah which meteorologists describe as having an arid to semi-arid climate. Unlike some parts of the county where the weather never changes -- I’m looking at you Southern California -- we have definite seasons. If you start keeping track in July, the seasons are hot, hotter, hottest, too hot, when will the heat end, school registration season, why won’t the heat end, windy season, rainy season, Indian summer, why is it hot again, smog, the new Fall TV season, High School football season, Jazz Basketball Season, the one perfect Fall day, hunting season, municipal election season, cold season, flu and cold season, colder, coldest, why can’t it be hot again, smog, first snowfall isn’t it beautiful, snowing? again?, Christmas shopping season, bad roads and fender-bender season, Christmas day with a thirty-percent chance of snow, Hollywood awards season, smog, almost spring, melty, snow pack runoff, street flooding, road construction planning, the one perfect spring day, rain, rainier, rainiest, smog, lawn mower repair season, the annual blooming of the orange barrels, constructions guys with shovels but no visible work to do, graduation season, wedding season, smog, early summer, and finally back to hot. (Full Text (http://wp.me/pjV28-9U)) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the ‘Play’ button at the top of this post. If you’d rather read it, you can find the full text at http://wp.me/pjV28-9U (http://wp.me/pjV28-9U) (http://wp.me/pjV28-9M) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Notes: * Thanks to Chris Lane for some kind words this week.  You can learn more about Chris (and see some of his terrific photos) at http://www.ChrisLanePhoto.com (http://www.ChrisLanePhoto.com) * As mentioned on the episode, Twitter friend @Mainframe (http://www.twitter.com/Mainframe) noticed that I was on a "behind the scenes" episode of Angel Between the Lines where I got to talk about directing for an audio drama.  If you're interested, you can listen in at: http://www.angelbetweenthelines.com/2009/11/abtls1bts002-behind-the-scenes-with-the-directors/ (http://www.angelbetweenthelines.com/2009/11/abtls1bts002-behind-the-scenes-with-the-directors/) Kevin Cummings clean #139 They’ve Got You Covered http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2009/02/139-theyve-got-you-covered/ http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2009/02/139-theyve-got-you-covered/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:15:53 +0000 Kevin http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/?p=833 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The twentieth century had more than it’s share of dubious “innovations”; atomic weapons, the wonder bra and (of course) new Coke. The worst of the bunch, though, has to be twenty-four-seven wall-to-wall news coverage.

In the early days of television — when most of the sets were still pedal-powered — there were only three networks and respectable men like Walter Cronkite stared into the camera with sincere expressions and read the day’s news to us like a patient teacher reading to a class of dim-witted students. Walt stuck to the facts and gave us the stories in one quick dose; sort of the way you give nasty-tasting cough syrup to a child.

Somewhere along the line the TV networks decided that we were too dense or busy or distractable to absorb … um … what was I talking about?

Oh. Right. As a result of years of exposure to fast-paced TV shows, we no longer had the attention span necessary to … hey, is that a butterfly?

Sorry. I meant to say that we could no longer focus on the news the way Walt delivered it. We still needed quick doses, but we needed them over and over and over. The motto of the modern television news industry is “It’s not done until it’s overdone!”…….

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]]> http://www.shortcummingsaudio.com/2009/02/139-theyve-got-you-covered/feed/ 0 media,reporting,television,weather -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The twentieth century had more than it's share of dubious "innovations"; atomic weapons, the wonder bra and (of course) new Coke. The worst of the bunch, though, has to be twenty-four-seven wall-to-wall news coverage. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The twentieth century had more than it's share of dubious "innovations"; atomic weapons, the wonder bra and (of course) new Coke. The worst of the bunch, though, has to be twenty-four-seven wall-to-wall news coverage. In the early days of television -- when most of the sets were still pedal-powered -- there were only three networks and respectable men like Walter Cronkite stared into the camera with sincere expressions and read the day's news to us like a patient teacher reading to a class of dim-witted students. Walt stuck to the facts and gave us the stories in one quick dose; sort of the way you give nasty-tasting cough syrup to a child. Somewhere along the line the TV networks decided that we were too dense or busy or distractable to absorb ... um ... what was I talking about? Oh. Right. As a result of years of exposure to fast-paced TV shows, we no longer had the attention span necessary to ... hey, is that a butterfly? Sorry. I meant to say that we could no longer focus on the news the way Walt delivered it. We still needed quick doses, but we needed them over and over and over. The motto of the modern television news industry is "It's not done until it's overdone!"....... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the 'Play' button at the top of this post. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= NOTES: * I mentioned a lot of great podcasts and websites in the show today. You can find them at the following addresses: * James B: http://www.jamesb.com (http://www.jamesb.com) * The Eclectic Review: http://eclectic.libysn.com (http://eclectic.libsyn.com) * You Are The Guest: http://www.youaretheguest.com (http://www.youaretheguest.com) * My Fort Dodge: http://www.myfortdodge.com (http://www.myfortdodge.com) * Grammar Girl: http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com (http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/default.aspx) * Buffy Between the Lines: http://betweenthelinesstudios.com (http://betweenthelinesstudios.com/) * I Should Be Writing http://www.ishouldbewriting.com (http://www.ishouldbewriting.com) * Farpoint Media (My new on-line home!): http://www.farpointmedia.net (http://www.farpointmedia.net) Kevin Cummings clean